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my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
Fox mentioned how some history books have suggestive titles. I was disappointed to find out this one was not, in fact, a harlequin romance novel.
taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:
Clever way of getting his features in there.
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LITTLE FUCKING BEAR PANCAKES!
I WANT SOME SO I CAN DRENCH THEM IN MAPLE SYRUP OH MY GOD
THIS IS SO CUTE I DON’T EVEN LIKE PANCAKES
A pair of green-tinted spectacles is on display in the Monticello Visitors Center. These are believed to have belonged to Thomas Jefferson, although we do not know precisely what he used them for. According to Silvio Bedini, tinted glasses first appeared around 1810. They were not typically used as sunglasses as we might think of them, but “to improve the vision out of doors.”
why is he not depicted wearing these in every portrait
Somebody with art skills please rectify this horrible oversight.
bitchin
a real american sphinx
THE ACTUAL BEST
Auglkksjdfs kohai of course you would deliver