"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
Notes in the Margins of Life
"When you say, ‘I spent my summers at the Jersey Shore,’ people always say, ‘Oh, really?’ They think of the TV show. So I just say, ‘A cute little harbor town in New Jersey.’ We lived on this basin where all this magical stuff would happen. One time a dolphin swam into our basin. We had this family of otters that would live on our dock at night. We’d turn the light on and you’d see them, you know, hanging out, just being otters. And then one summer, there was a shark that washed up on our dock. I ended up writing a novel that summer because I wouldn’t go in the water. I locked myself in the den and wrote a book. When I was fourteen. Because of a shark!"
Taylor Swift talking about stone harbor (x)
I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.
I actually cried laughing.
EVERY TIME THIS APPEARS ON MY DASH
this video this video is incredible
OMFG TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS
I am laughing so hard that my dad just came to see if i was okay.
maybe someday when tumblr updates its video player will I know the wonders of this video. but today is not that day.
anybody out there in the tumblr void watch veep?
i’m about to finish pushing daisies and i’m thinking i might enjoy some julia louis-dreyfus badassery…
or maybe i’ll try parks and rec again, idk.
Offensive things aren’t offensive merely because they hurt feelings - they’re offensive because they contribute to the societal harm of marginalized groups. The end goal isn’t to get everyone to love each other, it’s to destroy power imbalances.